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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Beagle Rules

1. The Beagle is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the Beagle is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The Beagle is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The Beagle is only allowed on the old furniture.
5. Fine, the Beagle is allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. All right, the Beagle is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation
7. The Beagle can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The Beagle can sleep under the covers every night.
9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Beagle!
10. In all cases of dispute ...
the Beagle rules!

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